Fans, friends and confidantes from around the world have sent in information on the alluring Sponge Girl. The ten most important bits of trivia relating to everyone's favourite Renaissance girl are:
1. Her full name is Spongebrain Fancypants, though she vastly prefers the more accessible Sponge Girl. Or Crouching Tiger, but that's another story.
2. Sponge Girl can't sing to save her life. That's why she turned down Paul McCartney's persistent requests for a duet, not because she has some deep animosity towards him on behalf of John Lennon. No matter
what Yoko says.
3. Sponge Girl has a French exam in 15 days, and she is quivering of fear in her little red leather booties at the thought of it. I mean, what if she fails?
4. Sponge Girl doesn't fail. Sponge Girl simply "gives the other kids a chance".
5. French notwithstanding, Sponge Girl is multilingual. In fact, she's fluently bi-. Ha.
6. Sponge Girl is also really witty. Honest.
7. Sponge Girl prefers silence. That's why she makes such a rotten clubber.
8. Despite that, Sponge Girl knows what
gaudeamus igitur, juvenes dum sumus means. And she means it when she says it.
9. Sponge Girl has a thing for musicals. And Leningrad Cowboys. And Freddie Mercury. Sponge Girl has had guitar lessons from Brian May.
10. Sponge Girl is enchanted by a healthy combination of biceps and a middle-class English accent.