Sponge Girl In Rehab!
According to The Sun Sponge Girl has recently admitted herself into a rehab clinic, although sources say the cause is not alcohol or drugs. It is alleged the cause for Sponge Girl's withdrawal from the public eye is due to "acute bewilderment". This, in turn, is said to be caused by sudden, repeated and uncontrollable exposure to a naked Professor Snape. A friend is known to have defended Sponge Girl by saying "You'd be shellshocked, too, if you had stumbled across PlayWitch completely by accident. And then, equally accidentally, set it as your homepage."
When asked to comment on his powerful effect on naive little starlets Professor Snape simply pierced into the reporter's soul with a smouldering gaze and walked away, his cloak billowing in the wind.
posted by Sponge Girl @ 10:38 pm
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This is a very sensitive subject which is very close to my heart. I too have suffered from "acute bewilderment" arising as a result of exposure to Madonna's "Swept Away" a film which promised so little and delivered, so little. I feel a little stronger every day. I'm with ya sponge girl.
So, in reality you got exactly what you were promised. Sucks when that happens and it isn't as nice as we hoped.
And just to clarify, I have nothing against a naked Snape. I just prefer a bit of warning before sighting all his glory.
Here's to some speedy healing Sponge Girl. Acute Bewilderment... now that's a toughie!
Where? Where??? I want to be acutely bewildered, too!
(But only if the naked Mr. Snape bears more than a passing resemblance to Alan Rickman, of course.)
Thanks for the support -
ballpoint wren, see "places to go when you want to choke on your own gasps..." on the right.
Bwa ha! Now I get it... Playwitch! Ha!
Can't see much with that tattoo, though. I'm not as acutely bewildered as I'd hoped I'd be.
"Can't see much" as in really can't see much? In which case, how frickin' much do you need to see?
Or maybe I'm just way too innocent for this full-frontal world...
Maybe wren didn't browse through previous issues and the interviews in them, if I may be so bold as to suggest a hint to further bewilderment.
Shagswell is not to be mixed with Snape.
Yes, my dear sister, I am a reader too now, thanks to you. With quite the glow upon my cheeks...
Woohoo! Mirri in da house!
Welcome to my secret underground lair, sister sexkitten.
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