Friend Of Sponge Girl Assaults Children!
Sponge Girl has become the sudden target of media attention as her close friend Kay Richardson, ant-hating philanderer and actor, has been arrested on assault charges. Mr Richardson is alleged to have thrown syringes at schoolchildren at a recent drug awareness event at St Dragonball's School For Wayward Boys.
Sponge Girl has declined to comment on her friend's inexplicable actions, merely shaking her head to curious reporters as she dashed into a taxi after her pottery class at a local community college. However an aide later released an official statement saying "Sponge Girl is certain there is some misunderstanding. She hopes Mr Richardson's name will be cleared and he may return to a life of art and debauchery as soon as possible".
An account of the puzzling incident can be found here.
posted by Sponge Girl @ 8:18 pm
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Dood, just thought I'd let you know I'm in the blog world aswell. though lazily yet, but still. Niin kerta =).
Rumor has it that some sexy ladies are planning a rescue. Is Sponge Girl to be involved? Any comments on this? It truly is distressing!
Sponge Girl can't officially confirm that, but I'd pack your can of mace, don the catsuit and head for Lewisham police station... "just in case".
...but only if you're a sexy lady.
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