But What About Baby Shields?:Sponge Girl
Sponge Girl has made an impassioned plea to UNICEF and the CIA, demanding action be taken due to the arrival of "cruise-baby" Suri.
"First of all, the child's name is the imperfect tense, in third person singular, of the Finnish verb to mourn. And if that isn't evidence enough, it can't be any coincidence that Brooke Shields gave birth to a baby girl the very same day Katie Holmes' pillow is supposed to have morphed into a - du-du-DUM! - baby girl."
Brooke Shields was famously attacked by Tom Cruise for basically being a non-crazy perfectly normal human being after the birth of her first child, and there had been some speculation of Cruise interfering with Shields' new pregnancy. Sponge Girl is the first one, though, to suggest that Ms Holmes' pregnancy had been concocted to mirror Ms Shields' one, so a crafty babynapping could take place.
"You know, like those crazy people who start kidnapping babies so they can convince their deadbeat boyfriends to stay with them 'cause they're a family now? Yeah, like that, but the 'boyfriend' here is the public, and 'crazy person' is Tom Cruise," elaborated Sponge Girl.
ADDENDUM:
As if Sponge Girl's linguistically genious, grammatically correct observations on the poor kid's name are not enough...
In extra special news comes this little tidbit about how - even if you're perfectly happy to make up horse shit about psychology, medication and sex - you should always do your research when you're naming "your" baby. But surely Mr Cruise will have a perfect come-back to the so-called "linguists". After all, how can you claim to know anything if you don't believe deep-fried aliens inhabit your body?
"First of all, the child's name is the imperfect tense, in third person singular, of the Finnish verb to mourn. And if that isn't evidence enough, it can't be any coincidence that Brooke Shields gave birth to a baby girl the very same day Katie Holmes' pillow is supposed to have morphed into a - du-du-DUM! - baby girl."
Brooke Shields was famously attacked by Tom Cruise for basically being a non-crazy perfectly normal human being after the birth of her first child, and there had been some speculation of Cruise interfering with Shields' new pregnancy. Sponge Girl is the first one, though, to suggest that Ms Holmes' pregnancy had been concocted to mirror Ms Shields' one, so a crafty babynapping could take place.
"You know, like those crazy people who start kidnapping babies so they can convince their deadbeat boyfriends to stay with them 'cause they're a family now? Yeah, like that, but the 'boyfriend' here is the public, and 'crazy person' is Tom Cruise," elaborated Sponge Girl.
ADDENDUM:
As if Sponge Girl's linguistically genious, grammatically correct observations on the poor kid's name are not enough...
In extra special news comes this little tidbit about how - even if you're perfectly happy to make up horse shit about psychology, medication and sex - you should always do your research when you're naming "your" baby. But surely Mr Cruise will have a perfect come-back to the so-called "linguists". After all, how can you claim to know anything if you don't believe deep-fried aliens inhabit your body?