It Wasn't My Fault: Sponge Girl
Sponge Girl has denied rumours that she was in fact the "Romanian singer" cited as the cause of Ralph Fiennes' and Francesca Annis' separation.
"Look, I don't know anything about their situation, I have had nothing to do with their... irreconcilable differences and I would really appreaciate it if you could just stop asking me about these things. I mean, first you come a-knockin' after Brad and Gwyneth split, then Natalie and Gael - now Ralph and Fran. I mean honestly, I'd have to be a pretty busy little girl if it was all my fault," commented the exasperated Sponge Girl.
"Next you'll be claiming the Melanie Griffiths-Antonio Banderas split was my fault!"
When a kindly photographer pointed out that Ms Griffiths and Mr Banderas had not in fact separated, Sponge Girl suddenly became evasive and mumbled: "Oh, right, of course. Just forget everything I said".
In unrelated news, Melanie Griffiths is said to have a contract out on Sponge Girl, although the claim has not been verified by Ms Griffiths' publicist or by Sponge Girl herself.
posted by Sponge Girl @ 8:05 pm
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12 Comments:
Deny, deny, deny. And I'll protect you from Melanie Griffiths. I'm a ladee! We can do anything to protect the other ladees.
Hola a Barcelona!
No time, gotta run, apartment hunting! =)
Jenna, thank you. I am in awe of your particular brand of ladee-like vigilante behaviour.
seemingly sweet, i must confess I hadn't realised - perhaps because Britney hasn't exactly been seen with the baby all that often. Not that I'm judging her or anything.
mirri - kuis hurisee? My sister is now in Spain, and the poor wench is homeless. I don't suppose Gael Garcia Bernal would have a nifty little pad in Barcelona or anything?
hurisee ihan jees, apdeittasin tuota omaaki blogia taas, asunnonmetastysta ja muuta kivaa. nyt on sentaan niita potentiaaleja kuiten.
Aika loppuu, pitaa menna. Samperi ma haluan oman lukaalin ja kiintean netin enka kiirehtia jossain ahtaassa nettiluolassa!! mur.
I heard you broke up the brokeback mountain guys too.
Well, there are some things I just can't deny. I may be many things, but a liar I ain't.
Catty Yummy Mummy checking in! I am with Jenna, whip in hand, leather catsuit on (lookin' smashing I must say), this mama is read for a good defendin' of a ladeez' honor! MEOW! K-kish!
Oh Spongey, cheeky lady always in trouble! We love you and will fight until our last breath. or until our last nail is broken... whatever come first! YES WE WILL!
Vixen!
I am savagely tough. Grr. Well, I will be when I get better. Perhaps I was voodoo'd by your Scientologists in an effort to get to you. Watch your back. The security detail is sick.
ah. oma netillinen lukaali. Yhteiskeittiö aika pommin jäljiltä, kun täällä asuu ties kuin paljo populaa, mutta kuiten, sei haittaa. Nyt on väsy ja kaikki hyvin =).
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