Sponge Girl Does Not Deny Wedding Rumours!
The effervescent yet alluringly sophisticated Sponge Girl has not denied rumours that she is involved with the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. In fact, Sponge Girl has now made a brief statement to the press saying that while she is not Ms Holmes' bridesmaid, she is "more in a... consulting role", though she would not give precise details. The rumours started when Ms Holmes was heard calling out to Sponge Girl with the mysterious line "Just don't wear heels, okay?".
There is budding speculation that Sponge Girl decided to take part in the event with the view to sabotage it from within, although at her brief public appearance Sponge Girl - sporting a nice black Divide et impera shirt - avoided commenting on the allegation.
Though few details of the event are available, Sponge Girl is known to be involved in a battle of wills with Mr Cruise, who does not accept her opinion that signed photographs of himself are not appropriate wedding favours. She is also said to be adamant that Mr Cruise be seated between Angelina Jolie and an unnamed Thai ladyboy for the duration of the reception.
posted by Sponge Girl @ 9:02 pm
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Hmm ... Ja!
Give him sour, Sponge Girl and if you get the chance tell him he is acting stupid and immature for his age. Tell Katie...this all is a really bad idea and can only lead to a quick divorce. I give them less than a year...any bets?
Tom Cruise... Ugh! I'll whip his sorry booty into shape! K-kish! Meow!
s.g., - What if this "wedding" is actually a ploy to lure you into one of those Scientology reprogramming sessions? It's not uncommon for socialites to mysteriously vanish after Hollywood weddings.
Perfect seating arrangement, the thai ladyboy to tempt his fidelity and angelina jolie to tempt his vanity.
If Sponge Girl is taking part in the festivities in order to sabotage it, then she is doing an A-1 job!
All the magazines at my local checkout stand say Tom and Katie are Splitsville!
Truth, Justice, and the Sponge Girl Way. Yeah!
seemingly sweet: look out, kay can not only sense boobies a mile away, but lesbian interactions as well.
...ain't that right, kay?
monika: while I agree in principle, I have developed a reasonable dislike of both of them now. If they don't split up now, I'll just enjoy the inevitable crash-burn when it comes. Margaritas, anyone?
MizB: were it in my power I would deliver him to you in a cage for whipping purposes.
tlm: I must admit I hadn't thought of that possibility. Thank you for looking out for me. In case you don't hear from me for a while, send a search party.
doug: like my cv says, I have "excellent organisational skills".
wren: see, manipulation and abject violence does work.
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